Let me explain.
Bullfrogs and said Dwarfs both inspire the same kind of emotion. One which really can't be described any other way than 'making you feel like laughing hysterically while simultaneously horrifying you so much that you realize you desperately need to utilize the facilities'. Today, we're here to talk about the bullfrogs. They are seriously messed up creatures.
(RAWR IMMA SCARE YOU OUTCHA
WITS)
Confession: I have issues with bullfrogs. (In case you couldn't tell that by now)
This is actually a recent development. It all started with a desire to find some hand sanitizer.
I was walking along, minding my own business when I hear a weird noise and a splash. Naturally, my first instinct is to freeze and begin searching the water for some evil sea creature that decided to live in the pond. Heart pounding wildly, I made my way towards the edge of the pond for a better look, but as I closed in on what I thought could be the cousin of the loch ness monster *another* weird noise and splash came.
And another
And another
And another
There were bunches and bunches all in rapid succession, and with each new noise and splash I would gasp/ shriek and begin giggling. Reaching the water's edge I was barely containing myself, trying not to scare off whatever creatures I was obviously scaring into the depths of the pond.
I peered over the edge, half expecting to fall in (I didn't, though. I know, you're disappointed), and to my surprise there were HUNDREDS of these big ugly bullfrogs! I couldn't contain myself any longer, the giggling and gasp/shrieks got more forceful, and before you could say 'kiss my slimy lips' I was on the ground hysterical with laughter and horror.
I ended up finally tearing myself away from my new found fear/ entertainment, but every time anyone mentioned frogs or bullfrogs or that pond, I'd dissolve into hysterics once more.
Moral of the story: Don't be a bullfrog.
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